Chaise Lounge Comedian

Jokes that aren't funny and require too much setup.

Jul 31

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shingekinoheichoo:

okay guys i know next to nobody will reblog this but please

if a family member has ever made a “harmless” comment (what have you done to your hair/what the hell are you wearing/etc)  to you about your appearance and it hurt you, please reblog this, i need to show my mum and step dad the notes.

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veryversace:

Backstage Versace Spring Summer 2015

veryversace:

Backstage Versace Spring Summer 2015

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globalvoices:

Join Global Voices bloggers for a worldwide, multilingual tweetathon in support ofthe ten bloggers and journalists facing terrorism charges in Ethiopia.
The Global Voices community and our network of allies are demanding justice for these men and women, all of whom have worked hard to expand spaces for social and political commentary in Ethiopia through blogging and journalism. We believe their arrest is a violation of their universal right to free expression, and that the charges filed against them are unjust. Learn more about their story and the campaign for their release at the Zone9 Trial Tracker blog.
The bloggers’ trial begins on August 4, 2014. Until then, and beyond, they will need all the support they can get. So this Thursday, we as a global community of bloggers, writers, activists, and social media experts will share this message around the world, tweeting in our native languages at community leaders, government and diplomatic officials, and mainstream media to draw public attention to the case.
The World Tweets for Ethiopia’s Zone9 Bloggers on July 31

globalvoices:

Join Global Voices bloggers for a worldwide, multilingual tweetathon in support ofthe ten bloggers and journalists facing terrorism charges in Ethiopia.

The Global Voices community and our network of allies are demanding justice for these men and women, all of whom have worked hard to expand spaces for social and political commentary in Ethiopia through blogging and journalism. We believe their arrest is a violation of their universal right to free expression, and that the charges filed against them are unjust. Learn more about their story and the campaign for their release at the Zone9 Trial Tracker blog.

The bloggers’ trial begins on August 4, 2014. Until then, and beyond, they will need all the support they can get. So this Thursday, we as a global community of bloggers, writers, activists, and social media experts will share this message around the world, tweeting in our native languages at community leaders, government and diplomatic officials, and mainstream media to draw public attention to the case.

The World Tweets for Ethiopia’s Zone9 Bloggers on July 31

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michandney:

wifikings:

What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?

Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.

(via sold-my-soul-to-anime)


tastier:

(18+)

That’s why you take the mask off before you suck the dick.

tastier:

(18+)

That’s why you take the mask off before you suck the dick.

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comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart and Larry Wilmore talk about police misconduct on last night’s Daily Show.

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nietzschean-smile:

whaler:

dbpony:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

NOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

uh oh

Ha. Haha.  Hahah.  HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

nietzschean-smile:

whaler:

dbpony:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

NOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

uh oh

Ha. Haha.  Hahah.  HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

(via literal-ghost)


nietzschean-smile:

pankurios-templeovarts:

Digital terrors by Alexander Tallis Solomin (prophetharm). 

GOODNIGHT HUMANS

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ugly:

she’s so supportive

ugly:

she’s so supportive

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